Can I transfer credit card money to a bank account?

Can I transfer credit card money to my bank account? Ugh, seriously, is this still a thing? I swear, it’s like trying to send a telegram in the age of instant messaging! Remember that time I had to go to that awful ATM on Elm Street? The one that always seems to be broken? I spent twenty minutes wrestling with it, just trying to withdraw enough cash to cover my rent, then had to trek all the way to the bank to deposit it. The whole process felt like I was reenacting a historical documentary, not managing my own finances. And don’t even get me started on the fees! They just seem to magically appear, like those little extra charges on your phone bill. It’s ridiculous.

There’s gotta be a simpler way, right? I mean, we can order pizza with a few taps on our phones, but moving money between my credit card and bank account is a multi-step odyssey? Doesn’t make sense. I wish I could just, you know, transfer it, directly. Like, instantly! Is that too much to ask? Someone should invent an app for that. Or maybe they have and I’m just completely missing it… which wouldn’t surprise me at this point. Seriously, help!