Is there a monthly fee for a bank account?

Okay, here's a more personal and natural take on that bank fee frustration:

"So, a monthly fee for a bank account, huh? Ugh, don't even get me STARTED on bank fees! Honestly, is there anything more annoying? I mean, most banks do slap you with some kind of monthly service charge, usually, like, five bucks or so. But here's the kicker: you only avoid it if you're basically rich and keep a crazy high balance in your account. Seriously? Charging me for keeping my money with them? It just feels so...wrong.

Like, remember that time I accidentally dipped below the minimum balance by, like, $20? BAM! Fee! It was ridiculous. I'm always scrambling to find ways to avoid these fees, it's such a pain. I even considered stuffing all my cash under my mattress for a while! (Okay, maybe not, but you get the idea!) It just feels like they're constantly trying to nickel and dime you. Anyone else feel that way? I can't be the only one, right?"