What is the unhealthiest option at Subway?

Okay, so you wanna know the absolute unhealthiest thing at Subway? Ugh, don't even get me started. It's gotta be that Fritos Chicken Enchilada Melt, right? Seriously, I mean, it's a gut bomb. Like, I actually felt sick to my stomach the one time I tried it. And the calories?! Almost 700! Seven hundred! I saw the nutrition info on the wall... nearly fainted. Subway, why? Why would you do this to us? Why tempt us with such delicious, artery-clogging doom?

I'd rather just grab a cheesesteak from that place down the street, honestly. Yeah, it's probably not that much healthier, maybe even worse, I dunno. But at least a cheesesteak feels like a treat, you know? Like, a real treat. This thing... this enchilada melt... it's just a sad pile of processed...stuff. It tastes like regret, I swear. And you know what? Maybe those extra 130 calories in the cheesesteak are worth it for the fleeting moment of deliciousness, compared to the sheer disappointment – and probable indigestion – of that melt. My friend, Sarah, tried it once, she was practically in tears by the end of it, it was so greasy and salty! She swore she'd never eat it again. Maybe I should take her advice... but oh, that cheesy goodness calls to me. The struggle is real.