What is the rarest credit card in the world?

Okay, so you want to know about the rarest credit card in the world? It’s tricky, you know? It’s not like they publish how many exist. It’s more about who gets them, not how many are out there. Like, you hear whispers about the American Express Centurion Card, the “Black Card.” Seven thousand five hundred dollars just to get it! Can you believe that?! I mean, who just has that lying around? And then there’s this other one, the JP Morgan Reserve card – even crazier. You need like, ten million dollars just to be considered. Ten. Million. It’s insane, right?

So, it’s not like they make a limited number and then, boom, that’s it. It’s about the insane requirements. It’s like, I read somewhere – I think it was Forbes? – that these cards are all about exclusive perks, you know? Like, a dedicated concierge who can, I don’t know, probably get you a reservation anywhere. My friend’s uncle supposedly has a Black Card, and he was telling me about some crazy travel upgrade he got once…I can’t even remember the details, but it was ridiculous. Anyway, it’s not really about being rare like a limited-edition baseball card. It’s rare like seeing a unicorn. It’s rare like finding a four-leaf clover in a field of…well, regular clovers. You get the idea. It’s all about that crazy exclusivity.