How much do commercial pilots get laid?

Okay, so, someone wants to know if commercial pilots get a lot of action, right? Like, does the uniform and the whole “pilot” mystique translate to a busy dating life? It’s a funny question, honestly. I mean, who hasn’t wondered about these things, right? But seriously, a pilot’s salary has absolutely nothing to do with how much they get laid. It’s kind of a silly assumption, isn’t it?

The Bureau of Labor Statistics, they report these median salaries – like $113,080 for commercial pilots and a whopping $239,200 for airline pilots, copilots, and flight engineers (that’s as of May 2023, by the way). These numbers, though? They’re just about money, not… other activities. Think of it like this: my friend Dave – he’s a plumber, makes great money – but his love life is… well, let’s just say it’s not exactly taking off. Great plumber though. Seriously. Fixes everything. So, you see? Money doesn’t equal romance. Being a pilot might be cool, but it’s not a magic love potion. It really just boils down to the individual, doesn’t it? Just like any other profession, some pilots are probably drowning in dates, and others… well, maybe they’re spending more time with their planes. ????‍♀️