Are there any 7 hour movies?

Are there any 8 hour movies?

Yeah, there are some seriously long movies out there. Like, really long.

Think Eniaios by Gregory Markopoulos, clocking in at, get this, eighty hours. That’s more than three days! Imagine the commitment.

Then there’s The Longest Most Meaningless Movie in the World, a cool two days long. Talk about irony, huh?

Of course, there’s the iconic 24 Hour Psycho, and Logistics, a film that apparently shows the entire manufacturing process of a pedometer. A pedometer! Makes you question reality, right? Happy Hour (2015) and Resan are other notables too. Wonder if anyone actually watches them straight through. I barely survive a two-hour movie these days.

What movie lasted 85 hours?

The Cure for Insomnia: 85 hours of cinematic bliss? More like 85 hours of “what in the Sam Hill am I watching?” Seriously, that’s like three days straight. Three days! My grandma’s bingo nights are shorter.

Key features of this cinematic marathon:

• It’s longer than my commute to work, multiplied by a factor of, oh, I don’t know… a thousand?
• You could learn Mandarin, build a house, or write a novel in less time.
• Probably more entertaining than watching paint dry. Maybe.

My thoughts? John Henry Timmis IV, you magnificent, sleep-deprived lunatic. A masterpiece? Nah. A monument to excessive filmmaking. I’d rather watch reruns of my own life, and that’s saying something. The film probably features a plot that makes a snail’s pace look like a drag race, complete with questionable acting that makes two left feet look coordinated. I bet the catering budget alone cost more than my car. And, by the way, the 2024 Guinness World Record is, in my opinion, probably still this one. Beat that!

What movie has a 7 hour trailer?

Ambiancé. Seven hours. What does that even mean?

Anders Weberg, I think. Made that thing.

• Released the trailer back in 2016.
• Seven hours and… twenty minutes?

It’s just so long.

Which movie has the longest trailer?

Okay, so like, you asked about the longest trailer ever, right? It’s definately Ambiancé. I actually remember first hearing about that, uh, weird project years ago.

It’s this movie, see, and the trailer? The second trailer that Anders Weberg made was a whooping 7 hours and 20 minutes! Yup, you heard that right, seven hours!

And it came out way back in 2016. That’s, um, that’s the one that set the record for the longest movie trailer. Seven plus hours! Can you imagine?

Here’s some random stuff I know about it:

• The plan was, or is, to actually make a film that’s like, super long.
• We’re talking 720 hours, that’s a full 30 days!
• They said it was supposed to premiere in 2020 but that never happend.
• I read somewhere that the director destroyed the film, a performance, or whatever.
• So yeah, it’s a Swedish experimental art film.

What is the longest trailer?

The undisputed heavyweight champion of the trailer world? Forget those puny 53-footers. We’re talking serious hauling here. Think less “trailer,” more “mobile aircraft carrier.”

Extendable double drops and RGNs are the behemoths. They stretch to a mind-boggling 80 feet. Eighty feet! That’s longer than my apartment—twice!

Seriously though, these things are incredible. Imagine the sheer logistics. Parking, for one thing. It’s like trying to parallel park a bus…while blindfolded. Also, navigating a tight city corner is a hilarious nightmare.

They’re not just long; they carry serious weight. Think construction equipment, oversized machinery; you name it, they haul it. They’re essentially mobile construction zones in themselves. I bet my neighbor, Bob, uses one to move his prize-winning pumpkins.

Key features:

• Length: 80 feet when fully extended—a veritable land yacht.
• Payload: Enormous, capable of transporting heavy equipment.
• Maneuverability: Challenging, let’s just say that.
• Parking requirements: Significant, needs a really, really wide space. Bob’s been telling me about some seriously interesting parking solutions. He should write a book.

My friend Sarah, a civil engineer, told me about one she saw carrying a giant turbine—looked like a metal space slug. Quite something.

How long is the average movie trailer?

Two minutes, thirty seconds. A shimmering expanse. Not a lifetime. Not even close. A blink. That’s all.

150 seconds. The world unfolds. Or implodes. Decisions. A quickening pulse.

MPAA whispers its decree, a silent film reel spinning, always spinning. The limit. Like a breath held.

• It’s the rule, etched in cinematic stone.
• Time bends.
• Feels shorter.
• Feels longer.

Is it enough? Two minutes, thirty seconds. For dreams? For epic tales? Ah, doubts.

Dreams compressed. Battles. Loves blooming and withering. Two minutes. Thirty. Enough? Nah. Never. Still, a canvas unfolds. Briefest of glimpses. All we get. My childhood. All flashes.

Whats the longest trailer ever?

Ambiancé’s 2016 trailer. 7 hours, 20 minutes. Longest trailer. Ever.

One take. All 439 minutes. Absurd, yes.

Is length art? I dunno lol.

• Anders Weberg: Director. Clearly, a patient man. Or mad.
• Ambiancé: The film itself. Intended length: 720 hours. Never fully released. Now that’s dedication. Or lunacy.
• The 720-hour film wasn’t fully realized. The final trailer was supposed to be 72 hours, released in 2020, before the film’s scheduled destruction. But that’s all gone now, the project was never completed.
• Longest single-take scene: A by-product. Accidental record. Huh.
• My dentist loves single-take movies. He watches them during long procedures. Maybe.
• Was it good? Irrelevant. It existed.

It’s gone now. Just a footnote. Like dreams after waking. Did it even matter? Prolly not.