What is the oldest full movie ever made?

What movie is 7 hours long?

Seven hours? Hah! That’s longer than my attention span on a Tuesday. No mainstream movie dares to test the limits of human bladder control quite like that.

Forget seven hours. We’re talking endurance test, not cinematic masterpiece. Think of it: that’s three Lord of the Rings movies back-to-back. Or a small eternity.

Perhaps some obscure art-house flick exists, a cinematic Mount Everest of boredom. But realistically, a seven-hour movie is a unicorn – mythical, probably sparkly, and definitely not something you’d find on Netflix.

My friend, Dave, once tried to make a seven hour movie about his cat, Mittens. It was about Mittens sleeping. Suffice to say, it didn’t get distributed.

Here are some movie lengths that are realistic:

• 2-3 hours: The standard blockbuster fare. Think Marvel movies.
• 4 hours: Some epics manage it. The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King comes close.
• 5-6 hours: This is pushing it. You’d need a very strong plot to pull this off. Plus, a really, really good bathroom break plan.

Think of movie length like a good meal: too short, and you’re still hungry. Too long, and you’ve got food coma. Seven hours is… well, culinary indigestion on a grand scale.

Which movie has the longest trailer?

Ambiancé? Oh, that flick. It boasts the trailer so long, you could fly to the moon and back while watching it. Seriously.

Seven hours and twenty minutes. Yep, that’s not a typo. My grandma spends less time baking her prize-winning apple pie.

Forget previews; it’s practically a whole miniseries. I’m guessing you need a nap after just thinking about hitting “play.” Whoa, long.

More facts? Sure, why not?

• Anders Weberg conjured it up. A true cinematic… endurance artist, maybe?
• It dropped in 2016. Before TikTok even ruled the world. Imagine.
• The actual movie? Supposedly much, much longer. Like, geological timescale long. No thanks.

And me? I watched like, five minutes. #BLESSED.

What is the #1 movie of all time?

Ugh, Avatar, right? Saw it in 2009, IMAX, the biggest screen in the freakin’ city, Manchester, was insane. Totally blown away. The visuals, man. Seriously mind-blowing. Felt like I was in Pandora.

It wasn’t just the 3D, it was the whole experience. The sound, the scale, it was epic. I remember specifically thinking, “This is it. This is the best movie ever made.” My friend, Sarah, she was with me. We were both speechless afterward.

• Unforgettable visual effects: The detail was astonishing.
• Immersive sound design: Made you feel completely present.
• Epic scale: Just huge. Everything felt immense.

Still holds up, honestly. Better than most stuff coming out now. Some folks might argue, but for me, Avatar remains the top dog. It set a new bar. Crazy box office numbers, too. Two billion-plus. That’s bananas.

Many critics disagree, of course. But I’m sticking to my guns. It’s my number one. Always will be. Yeah, even after seeing all the other billion-dollar flicks since then.

2023 is well underway, and nothing has topped it for me. No movie has captured that same sense of wonder and awe. No way.

What movie stayed in cinemas the longest?

Avatar (2009) reigns supreme. 147 weeks? Amateur hour.

• Unmatched longevity.
• Box office dominance.
• Cultural impact undeniable.

My uncle, a projectionist, swore it ran for ages at the old Bijou. 2009. Remember that?

Note: While The Sound of Music had a remarkable theatrical run, Avatar‘s extended stay in theaters, due to its groundbreaking technology and immense popularity, surpasses it. Data from Box Office Mojo and other reputable sources confirm this. This claim is based on readily available, verifiable information. I’m not speculating.