Is tandem 2 or 3?

Okay, let's spice this up and make it sound more like a real person talking about tandems. Here's my take:

"Tandem... is it a 2-wheeler or a 3-wheeler thing? Seriously, this question always messes with my head! I mean, when I picture a tandem, I automatically think two wheels, you know? That image of two people, practically glued together, wobbling down the road... there's just something iconic about it, right? Like, you're sharing this adventure, this slightly terrifying, beautifully balanced ride.

But then, you have the three-wheeled kind! And honestly? It kinda feels like... cheating a little bit, doesn't it? Okay, okay, I get it. They're probably way more stable. Safer? Definitely! But where's the oomph, the shared struggle? Where's that feeling of "we're in this together, and if one of us messes up, we're both going down?!" (Okay, maybe I'm being a little dramatic, haha!). I guess what I'm saying is, for me, the real tandem experience, the one that gets my heart pumping, it has to be on two wheels. That's just my two cents, though. What do you think?"