How long does it take to transfer money from ShopeePay to a bank account?

How long does it actually take to get money out of ShopeePay? Seriously, it’s driving me nuts! One to three working days? Are you kidding me? Last time I tried, it felt like a week – maybe I’m exaggerating, but it felt that long, you know? I needed the money for, like, groceries – remember that time I was completely out of coffee? Disaster. Absolute disaster. So yeah, waiting is the worst.

I mean, I get it, there are probably technical things going on behind the scenes, banks are slow pokes, blah blah blah… but still! Why can’t it be instant, like, Venmo or something? I’m constantly refreshing my banking app, practically vibrating with anxiety. It’s ridiculous, right? I’m turning into a banking app junkie!

Adding my bank account itself was easy peasy, thank goodness for that small mercy at least. But the waiting? Ugh. Just thinking about it makes me want to scream into a pillow. Maybe I should start a petition or something… Nah, I’ll just keep refreshing.