What is not a wireless network?

What's not a wireless network? Ugh, don't even get me started! Wired networks, that's what. Remember those? All those clunky cables, snaking across the floor like giant, technicolour pythons? I mean, seriously, it’s a trip hazard and an eyesore. My old apartment, man – it looked like a spider web exploded in there. So many wires! I felt like I was constantly tripping over something. And the limitations! You're stuck, chained to your desk, you know? Can't even take your laptop to the couch without a whole wrestling match with the cable. It's like, is this 1998 or something? I remember once, trying to print something from my old desktop – the cable was so short I had to practically sit on the floor next to the printer! Talk about inconvenient.

Wi-Fi, on the other hand? Pure freedom. I can literally be anywhere in my apartment, or even my backyard (if the signal reaches!) and still be online. Streaming a show from the hammock? Check. Checking emails from the bath (don’t judge, I’m multitasking!)? Double check. It’s just… so much better. I honestly can't imagine going back to wired. The convenience is just too amazing, and the aesthetic? Way cleaner. Give me wireless anytime!