Can you put your feet up on the bus?

Is it rude to put your feet up on a train?

Rude? Honey, rude doesn't even begin to cover it. It's practically a declaration of war against good manners. Think of it as public transportation tap dancing, only instead of rhythm, you're spreading germs.

Is it the absolute worst thing someone can do? Nah. But It's akin to manspreading, though; claiming more than your fair share of precious real estate. I mean, c'mon.

Why do people do it?

• Ego Trip: A subtle (or not so subtle) power play? Are they secretly auditioning for the role of Train King/Queen?

• Foot Fetish: Perhaps they just really, really love admiring their own footwear. To each their own, I guess.

• Total cluelessness: This is the most likely case, I think. Sheer, unadulterated, blissfully ignorant... cluelessness. bless their hearts. (I'm from Texas, I can say that).

The consequences:

• Judgement: Prepare for the glares. Oh, the glares! They can curdle milk at 50 paces, I'm telling you.

• Germ warfare: Seats are breeding grounds. Do you REALLY want to spread those germs around? Didn't think so.

• The Wrath of the Conductor: Some heroes do wear uniforms! They might actually say something. Or just passive aggressively sell tickets. I've seen it happen.

Also, side note, I once saw a guy clipping his toenails on the subway. I am not even kidding.

So, feet on seats? Don't do it. Just...don't. Unless you secretly want to be the villain in everyone's commute. And, frankly, being that villain sounds exhausting.

Is it bad to put your feet on the table?

Putting your feet on the table? Honey, that's a faux pas of epic proportions. Think of it as a culinary crime – you wouldn't put your elbows in the soup, would you? Unless you're a particularly uncouth badger. And even then, I’d hope for more refinement.

It's simply not done. Unless you're at my house, and even then... I'm reconsidering that. My grandmother, bless her soul (and her questionable etiquette), did it with reckless abandon. She'd say, "Relax, darling, it's only furniture!" But Grandma also believed Elvis was still alive and that pigeons were government spies. So…

Here's the deal:

• Formal settings: Absolutely verboten. Think Buckingham Palace, not your buddy's basement.
• Informal settings: Context matters. My cousin's slob of a boyfriend does it. That doesn't make it right. It makes him wrong.
• Your own home: Do as you please. Unless you're hosting a royal tea party. Then, remember Buckingham Palace.
• Other people's homes: Ask. Or, better yet, don't. Just keep those piggies to yourself. Unless you're a particularly stylish pig, with carefully manicured hooves, of course.

Think of it this way: your feet are your personal, often-sweaty, occasionally smelly sculptures. While I appreciate modern art, I’d prefer not to have my coffee table doubling as a pedestal for your questionable creations.

Remember my cat Mittens? She does it all the time. That doesn’t give you an excuse.

Is it rude to put your feet on someones coffee table?

Ugh, coffee tables. My aunt Mildred always had that ridiculously ornate one. Feet on the coffee table? Absolutely not. It's disgusting. Seriously, think about it. All that dust. The germs.

Rude, absolutely. Even my super chill friend, Mark, wouldn't do that. He's got great manners, surprisingly. Professional settings? Don't even. You'll get fired. Okay, maybe not fired, but definitely a bad look.

Why even ask? Common sense, people.

• Hygiene: Shoes are gross. Enough said.
• Respect: It's someone's home. Show some respect.
• Class: It screams "I have no manners".
• Dining tables: Double-rude. Absolutely unacceptable.

My cousin, Sarah, once did this at a fancy dinner party. Mortifying. I cringed so hard I almost choked on my champagne. It was 2023, by the way. That was the last time I saw her with that attitude. She's better now.

Okay, wait. This reminds me of that time... my cat, Mittens, jumped on the coffee table last week. Ironically, she has much better manners than some people I know. I need to buy a new coffee table. The scratches..ughh.

It’s just disrespectful. Period. Don't be that person. This is a rule. I mean seriously. It's 2024, and people still need this explained?

What are the coffee table rules?

Coffee table rules? Oh, you bet there are rules, like unspoken laws of the living room jungle. First, the length? Aim for about two-thirds of your couch's length. You don't want a coffee table that's longer than my uncle's stories!

Otherwise, people on the sofa might need a crane to grab their chips and salsa. Snack access is KEY.

• Height is kinda crucial too: Generally, match it to your couch seat height. Or maybe go a wee bit lower.

• Shape? Go wild (kinda): Round, square, rectangle, oval... heck, get a freeform amoeba shape if it tickles your fancy. Just make sure it fits the room, ya know?

• Material? Think about your life: Got kids? Maybe skip the glass and pointy metal. I learned that the hard way.

• Functionality matters: Do you need storage? A lift-top for late-night laptop binges? This is YOUR coffee table destiny.

Seriously, my coffee table's a monster. About 40 inches square? The couch? Probably six feet long. It's a coffee table commitment, not a fling. I tripped over that big thing more times than I'd care to admit, oh man.

Is it disrespectful to put your feet on the table?

Putting your feet on the table? Hoo boy, that's like wearing socks with sandals – guaranteed to raise eyebrows, especially if your grandma's watching.

It's a major faux pas, kinda like bringing a ukulele to a heavy metal concert. Total culture clash!

Think of it this way:

• U.S. Perspective: Maybe you're asserting dominance or just supremely comfy. It’s like claiming your territory, mountain lion style. Who knows, maybe you are just that relaxed?
• East Asian Perspective: Nope, nope, nope. That's a big no-no. It's seen as rude and super disrespectful, like showing up to a tea ceremony in a clown suit. Seriously, don't do it.

Psychologically speaking, it could mean a few things, according to, like, okdiario.com or whatever:

• Power move: Yeah, it could be a power play. You're basically saying, "I own this table, and your social norms are irrelevant to me!"
• Relaxed vibe: Or maybe you're just chilling, man. No biggie. Just kicking back, enjoying the view from your throne-table.
• Disrespect: Let's face it; it can come off as simply rude. A big "I don't care about your feelings" move. Avoid unless you want to be that person.

Now, I, personally, would never do it. My mama raised me better, and, besides, I’m pretty sure my shoes would leave marks on the table. No thanks!

Bottom line: Consider your audience. Unless you want to start a social media feud, keep your feet on the floor.

Is putting your feet up rude?

Is it rude? It... depends.

Maybe.

Sometimes it is. It definitely depends on the context.

• Home, alone? Fine. My dad did that, always. TV on, feet up.
• Meeting? Nah, incredibly unprofessional.
• Friend's house, casual? Possibly okay. It depends on your relationship, I think.

Psychology... hmmm.

• Some article, somewhere, said it can be a power thing. Like staking claim.
• Or complete and utter relaxation. A total disregard.
• Or maybe just comfort. My feet hurt after work. I just want to put them up. Nothing more. Maybe it’s simply about finding comfort.

Who knows. Just... be mindful.

Why do people put their feet up?

Why do people put their feet up?

It's late. Feet up. Relief, a heavy weight lifted. After Mom's, after her complaining.

Why relaxing?

Blood flow. Yeah, doctors say that. But it's more. Like a surrender. Legs tired.

• Pressure relief. Back, ankles. Simple.
• Less swelling. Like a deflated balloon.
• A moment. Silence from the world.

Sometimes, it's just…needed. Toes point up. Not facing anything.