How do I put my Clubcard on my phone?

Okay, so you wanna get your Clubcard on your phone? Makes total sense, who carries those plastic things around anymore? Right?

So, the easiest way I found – ‘cause I’m terrible at remembering these things – is to just text CLUBCARD (all one word, all caps) to 28578. It's free if you're on Tesco Mobile, which, thankfully, I am! Otherwise, I guess standard rates apply… shrugs. Anyway, after you text it, they send you a link and it pretty much walks you through it. Super simple, even I managed it. It's kinda like when you link your debit card to Apple Pay, you know? Just a few clicks and boom, you're done.

Oh, and if you don't actually have a Clubcard yet… like, how have you been living?! Just kidding (mostly). There’s a link right there [Link to Clubcard signup] to sign up for one. And another one for FAQs [Link to FAQ page] – in case you’re, you know, more technologically challenged than me (which I doubt, but hey, it happens!). Honestly, it's all pretty straightforward, but I always appreciate a good FAQ section. Remember that time I tried to set up my grandma's smart TV? FAQs were my best friend that day. Let me tell you.