How long is it from Hanoi Airport to Train Station?

How do I get from Hanoi International airport to the city?

Grab a taxi, dude. Seriously, it’s Hanoi. Taxis are everywhere, like pigeons in a park after a dropped french fry. Don’t even think about public transport unless you enjoy a game of human Tetris.

Option 1: Taxi – The “I’m in a hurry and slightly rich” option. Fast, comfortable, and slightly overpriced. Expect to pay around 400,000 VND. Maybe more, depending on the driver’s sense of adventure (and your negotiation skills).

Option 2: Grab – The “tech-savvy and budget-conscious” option. Use the app, it’s cheaper than a taxi. Probably. Sometimes. Unless there’s a surge. Then it’s basically robbing Peter to pay Paul, but Peter’s a tech company.

Option 3: Bus – The “adventurous and cheapskate” option. Good luck figuring out the route. Think of it as a real-life Where’s Waldo, but with way less Waldo and way more sweaty armpits. My uncle, bless his soul, did this once. Ended up in some bizarre market selling questionable seafood.

Avoid the airport shuttle unless you like being treated like a well-packaged suitcase. Trust me on this one. My buddy’s luggage showed up three days later, full of someone else’s dirty socks. Seriously.

Other things you should know: Traffic in Hanoi is like a swarm of angry bees on roller skates. Be prepared for delays, and don’t wear your favorite shoes. Seriously, you’ll thank me later. I, personally, once had to bail out of a taxi during rush hour because the driver decided to engage in an epic game of chicken with a motorbike. It was wild.

• Bring cash: Smaller bills are your friends.
• Download Grab: Essential for getting around efficiently.
• Learn a few basic Vietnamese phrases: “Xin chào” (hello) and “cảm ơn” (thank you) go a long way. My grandma swore by this – she’s 88 and can order pho in fluent Vietnamese.

Remember those directions? Yeah, good luck with that. Just use Grab. It’s easier. I’m telling ya.