How much do you tip on $300 pizza delivery?

How much do you tip on a $300 pizza delivery? Seriously, that's a question I've wrestled with! Thirty bucks? Oof, that feels like a chunk of change, even for a mountain of pizza. I mean, I remember this one time, my sister's graduation party...we ordered so much pizza, probably close to that, maybe even more. The guy practically had to make three trips from the car, and it was pouring rain! He got a generous tip, I'll tell you that. Twenty percent of $300 is sixty dollars! That's insane!

I'd probably go more like twenty to twenty-five bucks, maybe a bit more if, like, they had to climb three flights of stairs in a building with a wonky elevator – you know, the kind where you swear it's gonna plummet at any moment. Or if there's a blizzard raging outside... that deserves extra credit. It's all about balance, right? You wanna show your appreciation – heck, I’m grateful they didn't spill the works and give me a heart attack before the party even started! But let's be real, I'm not exactly made of money. A huge order shouldn't automatically mean a huge tip. It should be about the service. Exceptional service gets exceptional tips – simple as that.