What are the advantages of self check-in kiosks to hotels?

Okay, so you want me to jazz this up a bit, make it sound more like I’m actually talking about self-check-in kiosks, right? I gotcha. Here’s my take:

“Okay, so what’s the big deal with self-check-in kiosks at hotels? Honestly? I’m a huge fan. I think, for me anyway, it boils down to two things: speed and avoiding that sometimes-painful small talk, especially after a long flight or drive. You know what I mean? Like, you’re already exhausted, the last thing you want is to have to force a conversation about the weather.

Being able to bypass the front desk and just head straight to my room? Total win. Feels like I’ve skipped a line or something, even if there wasn’t a line. Plus, the flexibility is just…chef’s kiss! Remember that time my flight got delayed by like, three hours? Ugh. I arrived at the hotel at 2 AM. Can you imagine having to wake someone up at the front desk then? No thanks! With a kiosk, I didn’t have to worry about bothering anyone or waiting around for them to show up, bleary-eyed. It just made the whole experience smoother and way less stressful. Honestly, who doesn’t want less stress when they’re traveling? I know I do!”