What do you say when withdrawing money from a bank?

So, you’re wondering what to say when you’re pulling money out of the bank? Gosh, it can feel a little awkward sometimes, right? Like you’re suddenly in a scene from a movie, and you’re not sure you’ve memorized your lines properly.

Anyway, I usually start with something like, “Hi, I’d like to make a withdrawal, please.” It’s simple, straightforward. Then, I usually say something like, “It’s for the account under [my name], I think my account number is… [and then I usually fumble a little with my number because I always have to look it up in my phone]. Oh, shoot, I don’t have it memorized, sorry!” Most tellers are super understanding. They’ll ask for your ID or your debit card — that works too, I’ve used both.

Remember that time I tried to withdraw money without my ID? Oh boy, that was a whole thing. It took forever! Learn from my mistakes, people! Always bring your ID!

And then, finally, I tell them how much I need. Like, “Could I get, say, two hundred dollars, please?” See? Simple! No need for fancy banking vocabulary. Just be polite and clear.

Oh, and about stating the date… I actually never say the date. I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone do that, actually. Maybe it’s just a thing in the bank training manuals? But, you know, knowing the account information and the amount is really all that matters. That and keeping your ID on you!