What does a high top reservation mean?

Okay, so you’re wondering, “What does a high top reservation mean?” Right? Ugh, high tops! Honestly, when I hear “high top reservation,” I just picture myself awkwardly perched on a stool, hoping I don’t topple over, you know? It basically means you’re getting a taller table, like the kind you’d see at a bar, with those bar-style stools.

I always worry about the legroom situation, don’t you? Like, if there’s less than a foot between the seat and the table, I know I’m in for a cramped and uncomfortable meal. Remember that time at “The Rusty Mug”? I swear, my knees were practically glued to the table! Never again. Give me a booth any day! Seriously, who invented high tops anyway? Were they trying to punish people with short legs? I’m just saying…