What time of day is the least amount of traffic?

Okay, here’s that edited passage, trying to inject some personality and a more natural feel:

“Okay, so you want to know when the traffic finally chills out? Well, if you’re some crazy early bird, you’re in luck! Apparently, those super-early hours – like, between 4:00 AM and 6:00 AM – are the sweet spot. Ugh, just the thought of being awake then… I’m so not a morning person! My friend Sarah used to have a job that started at 5:30, and she said the drive was the only good part of her day. No traffic jams, just open road.

But seriously, who is awake then besides bakers and insomniacs? I mean, it makes sense that the roads would be empty – most people are (hopefully!) still sound asleep. But still, I always wonder, are people extra careful then, knowing everyone else is probably half-asleep too? I’d hope so! Imagine getting into an accident because someone was too tired to drive… No thanks! So yeah, if you absolutely have to drive, and you can stomach the ungodly hour, those early morning hours seem like your best bet for avoiding the daily commute craziness. I’ll stick to my daytime traffic jams, thanks!”