How do customs work on Amtrak?

Okay, so you wanna know about customs on Amtrak? Ugh, buckle up, because it’s… well, it’s an experience. Let me tell you, “efficient” isn’t exactly the word that springs to mind!

First, they give your ticket a quick once-over, maybe glance at your passport. Oh, and that customs form? The one you spend five minutes filling out, convinced you’re providing crucial information? Yeah, usually nobody even bothers to collect it! Seriously, what’s the point of that thing?

Then comes the fun part: the immigration line. You stand there, shifting from foot to foot, just praying you get a quick “Welcome back to the US!” and can be on your way. I swear, I hold my breath a little every single time.

But, sometimes… boom. Out of nowhere, they decide you are the chosen one. They pull you aside, and suddenly you’re explaining the questionable contents of your luggage. Why did I buy five of those keychains?!

It’s honestly so frustrating. I mean, you’re tired, you just want to get home, and suddenly you’re feeling like you’ve done something wrong, even if you haven’t. A little violated, maybe? Definitely annoyed.

Look, I guess it’s just part of the deal with international travel, even on a train. Just another travel hurdle, you know? You just gotta roll with the punches, try to stay calm, and maybe pack light so you don’t raise any suspicion! Good luck, you’ll need it… kinda!