Do you flush toilet paper in Vietnam?

What countries do not flush toilet paper?

Flush it? Some places scorn that.

• Europe’s rebels: Greece, Belarus, Bosnia, Bulgaria, Cyprus, Macedonia, Moldova, Montenegro, Turkey, Ukraine. Yeah, those.
• Global no-nos: Egypt, China. And…rural South America, wild.

South America isn’t a country. Saw stray dogs in China once. Greece? Ancestral home. Never flushed.

How to use a toilet in Vietnam?

Vietnamese toilets: a surprisingly nuanced experience. Think of it less as a plumbing fixture and more as a Zen garden for your… business.

Squat or sit? That’s the million-dollar question, isn’t it? Like choosing between a spicy pho and a gentle bun cha, it’s a matter of personal preference. Most Westerners will find the sit-down variety more, erm, comfortable. But embracing the squat toilet? That’s like accepting the inherent chaos of a Ho Chi Minh City motorbike ride – exhilarating!

Flushing: Manual flushing reigns supreme. Picture this: a chain, a handle, maybe a button. Sometimes it works perfectly. Other times…well, let’s just say my 2023 trip involved a surprising amount of improvisation. Think of it as a quirky dance, and the toilet is your leading man.

Handwashing: The holy grail. Soap and water? Fantastic! Hand sanitizer? A perfectly acceptable consolation prize, though I personally prefer the bubbly symphony of soap and water. My dermatologist, Dr. Nguyen, would agree. After all, clean hands are the cornerstone of a happy gut. Even after perfecting the aforementioned toilet dance.

• Squat vs. Sit: A philosophical debate, really. Choose your own adventure.
• Flushing Mechanisms: Expect the unexpected. Bring a spare button if you’re feeling particularly adventurous (kidding…mostly).
• Hygiene: Soap and water is ideal, but sanitizer works in a pinch.
• Pro Tip: Pack some wet wipes. You’ll thank me later. Seriously. My trip to the Perfume Pagoda last month solidified this wisdom.

Are you supposed to flush toilet paper or throw it away?

Flush that toilet paper, dude! Unless you’re a savage. Seriously, who throws away toilet paper? You’d clog the system faster than a Kardashian’s social media feed.

Only flush the 3 Ps: Pee, Poo, and Paper (toilet paper). That’s the golden rule, people. Remember it. Engrave it on your toilet. Tattoo it on your forehead if you have to.

Why? Because toilet paper is like, magically designed to dissolve. It’s like a tiny, fluffy ninja disappearing into the plumbing abyss. Paper towels? Napkins? Facial tissues? Those things are tougher than my grandma’s crossword puzzle. They’ll turn your pipes into a Jackson Pollock painting – a Jackson Pollock painting of a clogged toilet. You don’t want that. Trust me. I’ve seen things.

Here’s what happens if you’re a rebel and you flush the wrong stuff:

• Plumbing nightmares: Prepare for a plumbing bill bigger than my student loan debt. Seriously, it’s gonna be epic.
• Septic system sadness: Your septic tank will be weeping. Literally. It’ll be a soggy, sad, overflowing mess.
• Environmental impact: You’re basically making a tiny, disgusting dam in the sewer system. Think of the turtles! The poor, innocent turtles!

My plumber, Bob (a legend, btw), told me once that he’s pulled out everything from engagement rings to…well, let’s just say things you wouldn’t want to think about. He even pulled out a half-eaten burrito once, I kid you not. That one took an hour to fix. Don’t be like that burrito. Flush the right stuff.

Does the toilet in Vietnam have a bidet?

Do they have bidets? Yeah, in Vietnam. I remember… the signs.

Don’t flush the paper. You just… don’t. The pipes can’t handle it, I guess.

Instead, there’s the bidet shower. Or, heh, the “bum gun,” as some folks call it.

It feels weird at first, using it. Cleaner, sure. But different.

• The Issue: Plumbing is old, maybe not built for the paper.
• The Solution: Use the bidet. Or the bum gun.
• Paper Disposal: Put used paper in the bin, always. Every time.
• Why I Remember: First time overseas was confusing, especially bathrooms.

I was in Hanoi. Near Hoan Kiem Lake, 2024. Hot, crowded. Needed to pee. Bathroom sign. Shivers Don’t flush. So yeah, bidets.

Why cant you flush toilet paper in Vietnam?

Ugh, Vietnam. 2023. Hanoi. That tiny, cramped bathroom in my hostel. The little bin next to the toilet overflowing with… well, you know. It was disgusting. Seriously. I almost threw up. I’d been warned, of course. Everyone says it, but until you’re actually standing there, staring at a mountain of used toilet paper, you just don’t get it.

The smell. Oh god, the smell. I’d rather not go into detail. Let’s just say it was not pleasant. And the thought of adding to that… yuck. It was a truly unique experience; I’d never encountered anything like it. I felt so, so unprepared.

The plumbing in Vietnam, at least in many places, is just not up to the task. It’s old, it’s fragile, and apparently, it’s just not designed for toilet paper. The pipes are narrower, weaker. They clog easily. That’s what I’ve learned. This isn’t a rumour or a maybe. It’s a fact. I saw it firsthand. I mean, the bins are there for a reason!

It’s not like it was super-duper-awful. I mean, it was terrible, but manageable. More annoying than anything. I simply made sure to bring extra trash bags. A little extra preparation goes a long way. Learn from my mistake, people! Pack some extra bags.

What I learned? Bring extra trash bags. Seriously. That’s the key takeaway here. And maybe some hand sanitizer. Lots of hand sanitizer.

• Problem: Many Vietnamese plumbing systems can’t handle toilet paper.
• Solution: Use the provided bins. Pack extra trash bags.

Do they use squat toilets in Vietnam?

Yep, Vietnam’s got ’em! Squat toilets are like, the original throne in the boonies. City slickers in hotels? Pfft, they get porcelain.

Forget fluffy toilet paper in the sticks; bring your own! Hot water? Soap? Towels? That’s a good one; ha! More like BYOS&T!

Think of it this way: squat toilets are like a pop quiz for your leg muscles. Gotta be prepared! Plus side? Killer core workout, right?

So you know, its like, squat toilets are basically a right of passage when travelling. Get ready to squat like a pro!

More on this whole toilet tango:

• Rural areas: Squat toilets are definitely the kings of the commode. It’s like stepping back in time, but with, ya know, plumbing.
• Urban areas: Hotels, malls, fancy places? They got regular toilets, usually. It’s not all doom and gloom. Promise!
• Toilet paper situation: Seriously though, bring TP! Treat it like gold. Like, seriously.
• Hygiene: Hand sanitizer. ‘Nuff said. Maybe a hazmat suit? I’m kidding! (Mostly).
• Pro tip: Keep your balance and your wits about you, or you might just end up in the deep end (of… something).

I swear, it’s like navigating a whole other world of plumbing over there. Good luck out there!

My mom always says, “A clean bottom makes for a happy traveler!” Or something like that.