How fast does the Eurotunnel car train go?

Okay, so you want to make this Eurotunnel car train thing sound more like a real person talking, right? Cool, I can do that. Here's my take:

"So, how fast does that Eurotunnel car train actually go? Well, it hits about 160 kilometers an hour. And honestly? Knowing it was going that fast didn't really prepare me for how fast it felt! I remember the first time I did it, whizzing through that dark tunnel under the English Channel... it was actually kind of exhilarating! I mean, think about it! Under the sea!

It only took 35 minutes, which just flew by. I was almost a little disappointed when it was over, you know? Like, I could have totally stayed in there longer. Seriously, I was almost closing my eyes and pretending I was in some crazy spy movie chase scene or something. Maybe next time I'll bring a blindfold... just kidding! (Mostly.) But yeah, surprisingly fast, surprisingly cool. Definitely worth the trip!"