Is turbulence worse in the front or back of a plane?

Okay, so you wanna know if turbulence is worse in the front or back of the plane, huh? Well, let me tell you from experience… Ugh, the back of the plane is definitely where turbulence feels like it’s throwing a party. I swear, it’s like being on a rollercoaster back there, but one where you’re not in control.

Seriously, have you ever been way in the back when things get bumpy? It’s so much more shaky and jerky, and I swear my stomach does a little flip-flop every time. And don’t even get me started on trying to read or, God forbid, eat something. It’s a recipe for disaster, I tell ya!

And you know what else? It always seems like the flight attendants are yelling “Buckle up!” about a million times more often back there. Like, are they singling us out back here? I know, I know, they’re just doing their job, but it just adds to the whole feeling of impending doom, you know?

Me? I much prefer sitting closer to the front. It just feels… I don’t know… slightly less chaotic. Maybe it’s just psychological, but I’ll take any advantage I can get when we’re bouncing around up there in the sky. So yeah, back of the plane? No thank you! Front is where it’s at for me. Though, honestly, wouldn’t it be nice if turbulence just took a vacation altogether? A girl can dream, right?