Where are seats A and B on a plane?

Okay, so you're wondering about seats A and B on a plane? Ugh, tell me about it, plane seating can be SUCH a lottery! So, seat A… dreamy sigh… that's the holy grail, the window seat. Specifically, the left-hand window seat, at least on most planes. Perfect for leaning against, dozing off, and you know, staring out the window at the world below. I remember this one flight, coming back from California, I had an A seat, and the sunset? Absolutely breathtaking. Seriously, it was like something out of a movie.

Then there's B… the dreaded middle seat. Squished between two strangers, elbow wars for the armrest… not fun. Although, I guess it could be worse. At least it’s not the aisle seat by the bathroom, right? Remember that flight to Chicago where I was next to the bathroom? Never. Again. The constant flushing, the line… shudders.

Now, if it’s a row of four seats (like on some bigger planes), then it usually goes A, B, C, and then D, with D being the aisle on the other side. Makes sense, I guess? But honestly, give me an A or a C any day. The window for views, or the aisle for easy escape. Who wants to be stuck in the middle? Not me! Seriously, last time I was stuck in a B seat, I felt like a human sausage. No legroom, nowhere to go… Just… stuck. So yeah, A and B – window and middle. Choose wisely!