What is the healthiest thing from KFC?

What’s the healthiest thing at KFC? Ugh, even asking that feels wrong, doesn’t it? Like asking what the least painful way to stub your toe is. If I absolutely had to get something – and I mean, really had to, like, a gun to my head kind of situation – I guess I’d go for the grilled chicken wings. Seventy calories a wing? Sounds almost… reasonable? Compared to, you know, the fried artery-cloggers. But let’s be honest, it’s still KFC. I remember once, my friend Sarah got a family bucket – the sheer volume of grease was… alarming. We felt sick just looking at it, let alone eating it. My heart actually does sink a little thinking about it now. I’d much rather munch on a big salad – maybe with some grilled chicken, ironically. But, trapped in this greasy, fried chicken purgatory… grilled wings are my best bet, I suppose. It’s damage control, the bare minimum, really. Bare minimum. Honestly, I feel a little queasy just thinking about it.