How quick is FedEx International?

Okay, here's my attempt at editing that to make it sound more like a real person talking:

"So, how fast is FedEx International, really? Well, honestly, it's... complicated, isn't it? In my experience, FedEx International Priority can be seriously quick, like, whoosh! I remember sending a package to my cousin in Canada once, and it got there overnight! I was like, "Seriously? That's insane!"

But then, there was the time I sent a birthday present to my friend in Germany. I paid extra for the express shipping, and I swear, it felt like FOREVER. Like, three agonizing days! I was constantly checking the tracking, thinking, "Is it there yet? Is it there yet?!"

So yeah, it's fast, usually. But it's not instant teleportation, you know? You gotta manage your expectations a little bit. I guess what I'm saying is, it's a good option, and definitely one of the better ones I've personally used for shipping stuff overseas. Just don't expect miracles, alright?"