Is there toilet in sleeper bus Vietnam?

Is there a toilet on a sleeper bus?

Yes, there’s a toilet. Back of the bus. Shared misery. Adequate? Barely.

• Location: Always rear. Expect cramped quarters. Think airplane lavatory, only more… intimate.
• Cleanliness: Variable. Bring your own tissues. Hand sanitizer is your friend. Always.
• Functionality: Basic, truly. Flush optional. Sometimes. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. The bus will move.
• Privacy: Limited. Walls are thin. Sound travels. Everyone knows. Embrace the journey.

It’s a moving bathroom. What did you expect? A spa?

Sleeper bus toilets. A necessary evil.

What to wear on a sleeper bus?

Sleeper bus attire? Dude, comfort’s king! Think comfy PJs, but slightly less embarrassing. Forget dresses – unless you’re aiming for a viral “I slept like a starfish on a Greyhound” video. Shorts or loose pants are your best bet; imagine trying to wrestle with a duvet while wearing skinny jeans. It’s a recipe for disaster, like trying to herd cats in a clown car.

Layers are crucial. Seriously, it’s like the climate does a rollercoaster inside that bus. One minute you’re sweating like a hog at a county fair, the next you’re shivering like my grandpa after forgetting his gloves. I once wore a fleece lined onesie on a sleeper. Don’t judge.

• Top Layer: A hoodie or sweater, possibly one of my wife’s that smells faintly of lavender and vanilla.
• Mid Layer: A soft t-shirt. I prefer band tees, especially my Motorhead one.
• Bottom Layer: Sweatpants, or comfy joggers. Absolutely not jeans. Think cloud-like softness, not denim prison.
• Footwear: Socks, obviously. And slippers if you’re feeling extra fancy. Flip-flops are a crime against comfy feet.

Bonus tip: Eye mask. Ear plugs. Neck pillow. Pack these, even if you think you’re too cool for them. You’re not too cool. Trust me, I’ve seen people try. They looked like sad, sleep-deprived raccoons by morning. You don’t want that to be you, pal. Seriously.

Which seat is better in a sleeper bus?

Lower berth. Like a king-size bed. Way better than top. Unless you’re Spider-Man. Top bunks? Good for bats. Or squirrels. I once saw a lady stash her chihuahua up there. Swear. 2024, people. Chihuahuas on buses.

• Lower berths: Easy access. No acrobatic feats required. Think of it as ground floor living. My grandma could manage it. She’s 90. And loves buses. True story.
• Front of the bus: Less bumpy. Like a Cadillac. Compared to the back. Back of the bus? Rodeo. I swear I bounced three feet in the air once. Landed on a dude’s suitcase. Not my finest moment.
• Window seat: Scenic views. If you like cows. Lots of cows. Seriously. But hey, free entertainment. Brought my binoculars once. Bird watching. Thrilling stuff. Actually saw a hawk.
• Avoid the wheel well: Unless you like the smell of hot rubber. Seriously. It’s like a tire factory in there. Took a trip once, sat above the wheel. Smelled like I was working at Goodyear. All night.

Power outlets are a plus. Can charge your phone. Or your electric toothbrush. You never know. Preparedness is key. Also, bring snacks. Bus station snacks are highway robbery. Literally. I paid $5 for a bag of chips once. Chips! Five dollars! Could have bought a small car. Almost.

Do sleeper trains have toilets?

Train rocking. Night dark. Clickety-clack. Bathroom… small. Blue light. Metal walls. Cool air. A whoosh. Privacy… kind of. Curtain swaying… Back to bed. Soft sheets. Train sounds… lullaby. Rocking. Swaying. Sleeping. Destination… tomorrow. Miles blurring. Time… stretching. Train rocking.

• Toilet access is a standard feature on sleeper trains.
• Compartments vary.
• Consider cabin class when booking. My trip on the Caledonian Sleeper to Fort William in June 2024… tiny but private.
• Shared bathrooms… an option. Less private. Cheaper sometimes.
• Luxury cabins… larger bathrooms… even showers. Orient Express… a dream. Maybe someday. Paris to Istanbul. A journey through time.
• Comfort levels vary. Research specific routes and train companies. Seat61.com… useful. Man in Seat 61… knows trains. Every train.
• Bring slippers. Flip-flops… impractical. Cold floor. Metal.
• Pack light. Small space.
• The rocking… hypnotic. Sleep comes easy.

Do you get food on a Vietnam train?

The train. Yeah, the food… it’s there, I guess.

Sometimes, I think about those trips. Years ago.

• Food options. Packaged stuff mostly, instant noodles. And water. Always water.
• Train attendants. They walk through, pushing carts. Faces you see a lot.
• Quality. Hit or miss, really. Depending on which train, which route. It is always a gamble. Always.

I remember one trip, Nha Trang to Saigon, must have been 2018. Felt like forever. The rice was cold. Still, ate it. What else you gonna do?

• Personal experience: Nha Trang to Saigon, cold rice, 2018.
• Availability: It’s there for purchase, at least.
• Snacks and Drinks: Instant noodles, cookies, bottled water. The usual.

Are Vietnamese trains air conditioned?

The Reunification Line… it’s a long ride. Some cars are freezing, others… sweltering. A gamble, really. 2023.

• Air-conditioned carriages exist. Don’t count on it though. It’s not guaranteed.

• Fan-cooled carriages are common. Hot, stuffy, and the windows… open. Always. Even at night.

I remember a trip, July 2022, Ha Noi to Saigon. The heat… oppressive. My seat? A fan-cooled nightmare. Dust motes dancing in the weak breeze.

The restaurant car, at least, was air-conditioned. A brief respite. A small mercy. That was nice, I guess. Expensive though. The food… forgettable.

There’s a lottery involved in choosing your seat, it seems. A silent prayer before boarding, maybe. Hoping for AC. Hoping for anything better than what I’ve had.

Do Vietnam sleeper trains have showers?

No showers. Sleeper trains. Vietnam, oh Vietnam. Long rides. No, none. Just windows blurring past rice paddies, green green green.

No showers there, just humid air and dreams. Did I dream of showers? Always.

Sleeper trains, Vietnam. No showers. Remember that.

Washrooms, small, cramped. Sinks. Toilets. That’s it. Freshening up? A myth. A sticky, sweaty myth.

Luxury trains maybe, maybe. Tourist trains. Different world. Showers a possibility, a shimmer. Not the real train.

But no, the real trains. The ones I knew. No showers at all. Just the rhythmic clack, clack, clack, of the rails. And the scent of distant rain.

So, Vietnam sleeper trains: no showers. I’m certain.

Further Reflections

• Basic Washrooms: Expect small, basic facilities with a sink and a toilet.
• Luxury Exceptions: Private tourist trains sometimes offer showers, often at a premium price.
• Standard Trains: The ordinary trains used by locals and most travelers don’t have showers.
• Alternatives: Consider bringing wet wipes or dry shampoo for a semblance of freshness.
• Hygiene: Hand sanitizer is a must. Trust me.