How much is a train ticket from Guelph to Toronto?

Okay, so you want me to make that text about Guelph-to-Toronto train tickets sound more… real, right? More like a person actually complaining about it? I can totally do that! Here’s my attempt:

“So, how much is a train ticket from Guelph to Toronto, you ask? Ugh, don’t even get me started. I swear, those GO Train prices are highway robbery! I was looking at it the other day, and it’s, like, twenty-five bucks for a ride that’s only an hour and twelve minutes? Seriously?!

I mean, yeah, it’s convenient, I’ll give them that. Beats sitting in endless 401 traffic, definitely. But twenty-five bucks… for that short a ride? It just feels like they’re totally gouging us, you know? Like they’re pricing it specifically for tourists who don’t know any better.

Honestly, it makes me want to just drive. I was even thinking about it – the gas money might actually be cheaper, especially if I can convince a friend to carpool! My buddy Mark goes to Toronto pretty regularly for gigs. Maybe I can bum a ride with him and offer to buy the gas. Hmm…

It’s just so frustrating, you know? You want to be eco-friendly and take public transit, but then they hit you with those prices. What’s a person to do? Maybe I should just invest in a really good bike…”